A Conversation Between Cousins

Photo credit:  Sun Yun
Edited and captioned by Rachel Sang

Auditioning for "Twilight" Series

I thought I'd dig into my archives and share this little bit of entertainment with you.   This series of photos was taken when my oldest was 14-months-old.  He refused to wear a bib, so we decided to strip him down to his diaper when offering him a juicy, red plum.   We knew it would be messy, but the poor plum was devoured and demolished with absolutely no mercy.  And he was in need of a serious bath after this.

Not sure my son is ready for Hollywood just yet, but I think he could give Rob Pattinson a run for his money.  :)

Auditioning for "Twilight" Series

"Woe is you, cursed plum!"

"Grrr!  I shall peel your skin and eat thy flesh!"

"So gooey and soft." [Crushes flesh between his fingers.]

"Take that!"

"Muhahahaha!" [Eerie music playing in the background.]

[Pan camera to eaten flesh.]

"So do I get the part?"

Hope you enjoyed this edition of "Fun Captions" and have a great weekend!

Tinkle, Tinkle Little Nate

{ nate at 6 months }



Tinkle, Tinkle Little Nate
(to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star)

Tinkle, tinkle little Nate
Sprinkle time just couldn't wait?
In the bath with water clean
Is not the time for tinkling!
Tinkle, tinkle little Nate
Next time won't you hold and wait?

Curious Nate

{ momo (auntie), what you doing there? }



{ what?  raking leaves?  let me check it out. }



{ so how does this whole raking thing-a-ma-jig work? }

{ ooh, like this? }



{ piece of cake!  i can do it with one hand. }

{ that's enough hard work for today. }

 

{ now time to play! }

 

{ see you later! }

Hard Work

My two-year-old likes to gloat about how much "hod wuk" he does at home (he helps tend the garden, mow the lawn, pull out weeds, etc.).  So Uncle Sun decided to take advantage and put CJ to good use in his own front yard.

[CJ found the straw hat in the garage and insisted on wearing it while he worked.]

{ how does this electrical wiring stuff work? }

{ i sure hope i don't get shocked. }

{ this is just so wrong.  aren't there child labor laws? }

*Disclaimer:  Just to be sure no one notifies the authority on us, CJ gladly volunteered his services.  And there was no electrical wiring involved.  Just a lantern you stake into the ground which he enjoyed using as a shovel.

Package for Grandma

Need a break.  Shipping the kids to grandma's. 



{ mama, you did pay extra to send us via overnight delivery, right? }



{ mama, are you sure this is the right address? }

{ surprise, grandma! }

The Breakout

{ nate:  come on, people.  it's my birthday.  let me out of this joint. }

{ ava:  don't worry, cuz.  i got your back.  i have some mad negotiation skills and am able to get whatever i want. you just let me do all the talking. }

{ hey, you!  yeah, you with the fancy camera and crazy lookin' hair.  i demand that you get over here and release us at this very minute or else!   i know my constitutional rights and according to the fourth amendment, you can't keep us here without probable cause!  so drop the camera, bend over, put your arms out, and pick us up RIGHT THIS INSTANT!! }

{ hey, did you hear a word i said?  i said get us out of here RIGHT NOW! }

{ oh man, we're never breakin' out of this place. }