I thought I'd dig into my archives and share this little bit of entertainment with you. This series of photos was taken when my oldest was 14-months-old. He refused to wear a bib, so we decided to strip him down to his diaper when offering him a juicy, red plum. We knew it would be messy, but the poor plum was devoured and demolished with absolutely no mercy. And he was in need of a serious bath after this.
Not sure my son is ready for Hollywood just yet, but I think he could give Rob Pattinson a run for his money. :)
Auditioning for "Twilight" Series
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"Woe is you, cursed plum!" |
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"Grrr! I shall peel your skin and eat thy flesh!" |
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"So gooey and soft." [Crushes flesh between his fingers.] |
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"Take that!" |
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"Muhahahaha!" [Eerie music playing in the background.] |
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[Pan camera to eaten flesh.] |
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"So do I get the part?" |
Hope you enjoyed this edition of "Fun Captions" and have a great weekend!
omigoodness! these photos are truly priceless!! i never imagined eating a plum would be so messy... i am scared. =P your son is the cutest thing ever - he is seriously enjoying that plum! lol!
ReplyDelete@sweetsbysillianah Lillian - I have seriously never seen a plum this juicy before. Had we known how messy this was going to be, we would have sliced it into small, reasonable pieces for a toddler's consumption with minimal mess. But hey - it turned out to be a kodak moment. :)
ReplyDeleteWe've learned though, and have not tried this again with our second son. :)
The truth is the whole Cullen family is "vegetarian." You'll never catch Edward eating flesh. :) But those are very precious photos. You should definitely save them for his wedding.
ReplyDelete@Mama A and Papa BA & B - You guys are too funny. Thank you for the correction. CJ is actually trying out for the part of the villian! ;) Does A only go for good guys?
ReplyDeleteI think there's a period in every girl's life when she's attracted to the "bad boys." Though that might be tough to pull off under the ever vigilant watchful eyes of daddy.
ReplyDeleteOh, what a delightful boy! He can be my main star. :)
ReplyDeleteps-yes, anyone who serves His bride counts as a church cook,Rachel.
So glad to "meet" you!
Love your sense of humor! Have a great weekend :)
ReplyDeleteSuch a cutie...so much joy in his eyes!
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